About
Submission Policy
We eagerly anticipate receiving submissions of poetry, fiction, art,
music, photography, or any unfathomable miscellany--providing, of
course, it's not racist, sexist, homophobic or otherwise moronic.
You can submit to us in a variety of ways--choose which is best for you.
- e.mail
- e.mail us and ask for our post office box that we don't have yet
(or another mailing address--that we don't have yet).
- Mortgage your home, sell your car, and send us all your money.
- Pledge your soul to us.
- Become our slave and go to work 14 hours a day on the assembly line
in our
Church on Thursday factory.
Conditions
- Again, no racist, sexist, homophobic or otherwise moronic submissions.
- No more than five poems (and include appropriate contact info.).
- Don't get your feelings hurt if we don't like what you've sent us,
or otherwise
reject you. We promise to tell you why, and will probably encourage you to
keep sending us your work--unless you're a racist, a sexist, or a homophobe.
- We are never ever going to pay you.
- Please, do not submit your soul to us if it is in the process of
being considered
by other agencies.
- Be patient. We will get back to you.
- Try to spell everything correctly and put your paragraphs in order, dammit!
And no cutesy font! We're not yr mommy!
- If you don't like it, start yr own website!
Address all inquiries to isubmit@gmail.com
That's isubmit@gmail.com
