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COT 2 - ELECTRIC BLOGALOO
Sunday, October 23, 2005
Hail Eris!
Long time no talk to, I know, C.O.T. Agents (and Spies). I must be brief, Fnords, but I will offer you this condensed (and scruplously edited) explanation. As those Agents of you in the higher ranks have already acknowledged, Church on Thursday has been infiltrated by spies. I (we) have treated these spies with kindness--in some cases even giving them the illusion of our confidence and friendship. However, they have jeopardized--and, I admit, even had some success in hampering--Phase II. These spies are being dealt with presently with the most extreme forms of Black Magic and Psychological Warfare. When the proverbial smoke has cleared from the spiritual and intellectual battleground that is the C.O.T. Universe, all broadcasts will continue to proceed as normal. My apologies to any of you Fnords who have no ideer what the heck I'm a-talkin' about...perhaps someday you will joing the elite ranks of the C.O.T. initiated. As for you spies...well done, now enjoy your nightmares, financial ruin, and sense of emptiness that you deserve. Honestly, spies, did you think this was all a joke and that we really bought into your bullshit? You probably didn't even know you were being used as a spy, fools! But your greed and caprice led you to the dark spiritual landscape you now confront. And, for that Agency (which must remain unnamed) which has not thwarted its attempts at subterfuge after ten years, we will meet again...but not unawares! Well, Agents and Fnords, just this brief note...I apologize. But the face of The Magnum Opiate of Malaclypse the Younger may appear in a Jell-O mold when you least expect it to provide you with comfort. Be strong. Be safe. Be patient. Be stiff. And now this word from our sponsor...
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said...
This of course also means no partaking in hot dog buns!
