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Send your ideas, insults, recipes, rare collectibles, crayons, art, CDs, vacation slides, underwear, toys you don't play with anymore, valentines, neglected plants, nude photos, doll parts or other stuff (via e.mail, of course) to: churchonthursday@gmail.com

To contact our webmeister/web editor/designing woman at large Rhinestone Charley Allen send an email to charroATgmail.com

And, ya clat, if you wish to submit (poetry, fiction, music, your body, your soul, etc.), check out the Submission Policy.

For all other inquiries and inquisitions, the people you really need to talk to are:

Felix Thursday: Co-Editior, A's fan and Minister of Propaganda.

Rhinestone Charley Allen: Co-Editor, recovering Yankees fan and brains of the operation.

Guess which one will impart the wisdom you seek and write "Attn. Felix or Charley" on the heading of yr e.mail. Otherwise, you risk being re-directed to a customer service agent of questionable knowledge, authority and authenticity working for pennies on the dollar in one of our multiple Church On Thursday sweatshops in Sri Lanka or in our corporate penitentiary system.

OR, if you'd like to contact one of the Church On Thursday minions (contributors), their contact info. should be and probably is on their profile (on this here website!). If it's not, we can forward whatever you think is so important you have to bother us with it to them.