Church on Thursday

C.O.T. Agent #001: Felix Thursday
Felix is a Leo whose interests include mountain climbing, midget wrestling, insect collecting, envelope licking, funnycar racing, hopscotch, and lawn darts. He is also skilled in martial arts, fly fishing, and making animal shapes with balloons. Felix's most noteworthy accomplishments include organizing a Men Without Hats reunion tour in 1996, and starring--at age 11--in an experimental film version of Oliver Twist. He is, perhaps, best-known as the vocalist/guitarist of The Avant-Gardeners. He is also the author of several self-help books including: Why Do I Have Catholic Guilt When I Wasn't Even Raised Catholic? and It's Okay To Have Homicidal Fantasies!. Felix also possesses perhaps the most extensive collection of The Dukes of Hazzard memorabilia in the Western World, including The Dukes of Hazzard sleeping bags, The Dukes of Hazzard lunchpails, The Dukes of Hazzard posters, and action figures of Cooter, Bo and Luke, Daisy, Enos, Uncle Jessie, Boss Hog, Roscoe, and the very hard to find Cledus--Yeeeeeeehaaaaaaa!. He graduated with his Master of Arts in English from Murray State University in Kentucky in 2004.

Music:
Burnside
The Contract Killers

Fiction:
The Story of Paul

Interviews:
Laurie Anderson

Primus
Nomeansno #1
Nomeansno #2
Nomeansno #3

Poetry:
Autobiography
Building Calluses
Church Street
Death and The Maiden
Death Goes Out Whoring
Forecast
from Horace's Epistles
Jeanna
Lammas
Mid-January
Old Tricks

Out in the Cold
Patience
Poem Writ on Winter Solstice in Yreka
Postcard to Chicago
Psycho-Zoology
Requiem for Miner Street Bakery
Spring Training

Time Spent Driving
Undertaking
Untitled #1
Untitled #2
Untitled #3
Wonderland

Unfathomable Miscellany:
Bleach Head Nation
Fire Season
Squirrel Season (for Guido)
The Frightening Tale of The Tuba Villain
Who Do They Think They're Fooling, You?

Contact:

felixthursday@gmail.com