C.O.T.
Agent #003: Mark Lawrence
Mark is a Leo who likes dissecting frogs, jumping on
trampolines and taking combinations of prescription drugs that would kill
most people in his spare time. Mark is credited as the original inventor of
the "Water Weenie", and has recently announced his candidacy for President,
running on the Eskimo Pie party ticket. Mark has seen the movie Flashdance
a record 1,824 times, and is obsessed with both Irene Cara and Jennifer Beals.
Mark is currently working on his first book, "It's All The Damn Immigrants
Fault!". Previously Mark has been on the Iranian Olympic bobsled team, and
played bass for a brief stint with Kool & The Gang. He presently resides in
Humboldt County, CA.
Poetry:
Serenity Lane, Rehabilitation Center
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Contact: Presently
Mark's girlfriend won't let him talk to anybody.
