C.O.T.
Agent #023: Pope Loco Sandia XXIII
Pope Loco Sandia
XXIII hates most people. I like the Pope. 
He lives nearabouts Murray, Kentucky. I don't recommend trying to track him
down without contacting him first, however. He is extremely paranoid and volatile,
and if you catch him off guard he will likely bludgeon you to death with one
of the archaic-type weapons he has crafted from hardware stores. I'm not kidding.
Or, maybe, he'll just take off his shoe and beat you with it. I have seen
that happen with my own three eyes. I'm not kidding. The Pope says that he
doesn't want kids, he wants a computer.
Fiction:
The
Last Skald
Poetry:
A Question for Jack
Frisco
Reflections on the Matador
She
Ain't No Hutch Bunny
The Art of Sidewalk Mowing
Contact: Pope Loco Sandia XXIII has requested that no contact information
be posted for him. He's very private, see. Ah hell, why am I sugar-coating
things? The Pope is a misanthrope! But, however, if you want to comment on
any of The Pope's writing, do so, because he told me that he will occasionally
check this here website just in case somebody does. He can tell you about
Hashish-smoking Cabalists and the Flat Earth Society--I'm not even joking.
