Poetry
Pope Loco Sandia XXIII
A Question for Jack
How does one roll up a monkey? I can only surmise that you
would begin with the appendages. First the tail, folded neatly, then
each arm and leg, rolled from the tips toward the center. Take caution
that the monkey does not bite, they carry diseases, ya know.
Eventually, you would have to tuck its little monkey head forward,
till its chin is compressed on its chest. Wrap the folded limbs around
the torso and the head together, keeping them in place and then lay
the bound monkey flat. Grab a rolling pin from the kitchen and press
hard as you flatten the monkey down, this'll be messy, but, monkeys
are messy little critters anyway. Roll the monkey like parchment, and
tie him with a piece of string. Viola.
