Unfathomable Miscellany
Felix Thursday
Fire Season
Fall is suicide weather
Leaves leap from trees
The trees look like bent umbrellas
Let's get drunk
Nah, let's go home and play Jazz
Nah, let's do nothing
We are all drunk and not very poetic
Even the stereo is drunk, slurring music
Not very musical
This is the best bad movie I've ever been in
Script with many parts
Narrator: Night descends like a cautious nude
Isis: If New is the new Old, then
Old is the new New, right?
Shazam: I don't know (background noise)
I don't know. Picasso, Pisarro?
What do it matter?
On one of the walls a Titian is hung like a horse thief.
...sure I like Frida Kahlo fine.
'Cept for the self-portraits.
That eyebrow chases me
through all my best bad dreams.
Hieronymous Bosch walks by.
Hieronymous Bosch: Hi.
Narrator: Someone tried to burn down Los Angeles and San Diego.
We think it was Hieronymous Bosch.
Captain Jack: Was it you?
Hieronymous Bosch: No.
They've all got blonde hair out in California
Blonde brains
Blonde sex
Blonde cars
Blonde money
Someone tried to burn down Los Angeles and San Diego
Probably god
Or a disgruntled brunette
Robert Frost walks in wearing bib overalls.
Robert Frost: (w/ fake New England accent) See for yourself,
I've got a picture just to prove it.
Shirley Temple: The art of arson!
We are all drunk and not very poetic.
This is the worst bad movie we've ever been in.
T.S. Eliot is disguised as Dante.
He's trying to pack people into an elevator.
T.S. Eliot: All aboard!
William Carlos Williams: Go to hell yourself. Send me a postcard.
Robert Frost: (w/ fake California accent) I've got a postcard of California.
Isis: California is the new hell.
